Reasons Picard is Better than Kirk
- When Picard marries a couple, he doesn't lose the groom in battle.
- Picard can speak in more languages than Kirk has ever heard.
- Kirk was the first captain to see a Romulan, but Picard went to Romulus and kicked their butts.
- Picard has better taste in recreation (who needs a local bar when you've got a holodeck).
- Picard looks better as a detective than Kirk does as a gangster.
- Picard got to crown the leader of the Klingon high council.
- Picard saved the Federation from the space bugs.
- Picard became a Borg.
- Picard can quote Shakespeare & doesn't need spectacles to read it.
- Picard can fence.
- Picard makes a better Romulan than Kirk does.
- Picard is a wine connaisseur.
- Picard punches Ferengi as well as Kirk ever punched the wimpy Klingons of the first series.
- Picard never let a bald midget in a dwarf ship with a scary dummy fake him out for an entire episode.
- Picard didn't let some female with a loose screw take over his body & his ship while sticking him in her body.
- Picard hasn't EVER had to spend an entire episode ridding his ship of furry hairballs which reproduce.
- Picard doesn't lose as many red shirts.
- Picard has killed Klingons in hand to hand combat on several different occasions.
- Picard can swear in Klingon.
- Kirk never mind melded with a Vulcan to help the VULCAN with his self control.
